Sarah, in regard to ...

... the chairs at the filthy theatre we just attended in Waldorf:

At least the seats aren't tall enough to get lice

That about sums it up.  FYI, the closest theatre to us does in fact have lice, thats why we had to drive out to Waldorf.  At least the movie was awesome.  We saw "Disturbia", I highly recommend seeing it in theatres soon if you're going to see it at all.  It was a perfect thirller / date movie.  But, it was made so much better by the tons of people there yelling stuff along the lines of "look out bitch, he's got a gun!".

Two thumbs up.